Clinical Study #1: Barbarian Rage Issues
So I got bored the other day and randomly thought it might be funny to ask Chat GPT to pretend I am a psychologist and send me characters from D&D so I can solve their problems.. (I keep having warlocks committed to an asylum for “hearing voices”) Most of it is pretty lame but last night I had this exchange with Korrak, a Half Orc Barbarian.. Dr. Smith: Send in the next patient There’s a soft knock, followed by the door opening to reveal a young half-orc, wiry and tense, with scars crisscrossing his arms and a battered longsword strapped to his back. His greenish-gray skin is streaked with dirt, and his eyes dart nervously around the office. This is Korrak Bloodfist , a level 2 barbarian. He steps in cautiously, muttering under his breath. Korrak Bloodfist: “Uh… hey, Doc… they said I… I should come talk to someone… about… y’know, uh… anger. Rage. I… I don’t always… control it. And people… get hurt. Friends, strangers… sometimes both.” He shifts from foot to foot, clea...